@ralphkaz2673

1 month ago

📌 PIN ME PLS SO EVERYONE CAN SEE THIS Ladies and gentlemen, today I bring you the extraordinary tale of Admiral Vladimir Poopin, a Borzoi like no other. This distinguished canine began his career in the army, diligently searching for landmines before becoming a master tactician in laying them. Throughout the Cabbage Wars, Admiral Poopin showcased his unparalleled skills on the battlefield, earning numerous medals for his bravery and strategic prowess. His full name, Vladimir Poopinbushin, was eventually shortened to Poopin when his family immigrated to Ellis Island. But it was during the Great BigPump War that Admiral Poopin truly shone, earning a Purple Heart on his 10th birthday for his heroic actions. Upon retiring to Mantis Manor, tragedy struck when his beloved sister Esper passed away, prompting him to once again don his uniform and march back into battle. In a bold move that shocked many, Admiral Poopin chose to forsake his family name and instead dedicated himself to a new cause - pooping conspicuously against walls. This act of defiance led him to establish Bush Poppers Anonymous, a movement that encouraged dogs everywhere to follow in his footsteps and leave their mark on bushes and walls. And let's not forget his special move - breathing fire while cleaning his throat. A truly awe-inspiring ability that sets him apart from the rest. So next time you see a Borzoi pooping in a bush or breathing fire, remember the legend of Vladimir Poopin, the admiral war veteran and master tactician. Thank you for listening to his remarkable tale

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