Committing Treason gives me an erection I am also a bottom for Xi Jinping and he is extremely effective; Sexually.
#PegMe participant and co-founder with R. Kelly
Before putting “Native American” on my resume and attaining my current rank, i was Master Sergeant of Latrines and Grande Toe Sucker of the AWOLS
Al Sharpton informed me im most likely an illegitimate bastard of Napoleon Bonaparte, Genghis Khan, and Pope Formosus.
Im known for being able to handle my liquor, but this random dude named Fauci said i can only take it in suppository form.
I dont believe the Moon, Saturn, or the Oort cloud exist, the physical education of its laws doesnt make sense.
I want slavery again,why?
R.I.P. Eppstein, your island was dope while it lasted
If you have any spare change available plz inform your local DMV as soon as possible, i really need it
I personally gave a virgin birth to a special boy named Luc Panet-Raymond, he will be your Lord and Savior and God-Emperor one day. I suck his toes too.