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in the future - u will be able to do some more stuff here,,,!! like pat catgirl- i mean um yeah... for now u can only see others's posts :c
Hi all,
As you are likely aware, I am part of Agenda 2030 and am key in plotting to implement a one world government and ensure the enslavement of humanity.
As part of this, I am having to undergo surgery to grant me eternal youth so that I may forever and always oppress humanity. However, this will require a recovery period of roughly 4 weeks, which means I won't be able to upload videos during this time.
Happily, I have made some videos ahead of time and scheduled them to upload automatically. This does mean, however, that if there are issues with them, then I may not be able to resolve them as quickly as I'd like to.
Thank you for watching my videos, I hope you're looking forward to when we get around to finally putting chemicals in your water that turns your local frogs gay.
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On Anakin's Thesis - The Full Version
Hi all,
I hope you all enjoyed the Star Wars Day special, for those who haven't seen it yet, it features Anakin giving Padme a very brief and high-level overview of how he feels the system should work, available here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmjB2...
A number of people have mentioned wanting a full version of Anakin's thesis (including the interesting side tangent) on the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise and some have been asking if there's a milestone in Patreon subs and/or YouTube subs that I'd want to reach before releasing it.
To be honest, the full version would be a lot of work, so I've been somewhat reluctant to actually do it, but people have been asking a lot and seem quite enthusiastic about the idea. Given that, I've decided that I'll start working on a script for Anakin's thesis, if we hit a couple of appropriate milestones.
The goal in Patreon subs before I seriously start writing the thesis will be hitting 37 paid members, mostly because that's how many times a day Anakin had to ask Windu before being allowed on the Jedi Council. I'll add a counter at the end screen or something similar to represent how close we are.
Just to make it clear, don't feel under any obligation to join my Patreon. Even if we don't reach the goal, I have some more of Anakin's "brief" conversations in mind, especially with Padme, so there'll be that to look forward to.
If/when we hit the goal, I'll start the writing and editing process and try to give updates on where I am with the progress of it. This obviously isn't my full-time job, but I'll try to ensure I make reasonable progress. There will also be some finer details that I'll probably want community input on.
Ideally, I'd be aiming to release it at 100k subs, to represent the fact that my power will have doubled since the last time we met, which would serve as the second milestone. However, if we hit the Patreon goal after the sub count (or if there's not enough time for me to write and edit it in the intervening time) then I'll aim to release it to celebrate another appropriate milestone.
For those who are interested, my Patreon is here: www.patreon.com/SealsareGood but again, feel under no obligation to sign up, it's just a fun stretch goal and I'll be making memes regardless.
Thank you for all your views and I hope you all keep enjoying my videos for some time to come!
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As we all know the next upload day is Star Wars Day. With this in mind, of the options below, which would you most like to see on that most glorious of days?
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Hi all,
Unfortunately, I've got a business meeting with the heads of Agenda 2030 to help enslave humanity this weekend. For this reason, I've scheduled an upload for later today, but if there are any issues, then I sadly won't be able to correct them until next week.
Thanks for spending precious and finite time on Earth watching my videos.
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In their infinite wisdom, YouTube have decided my most recent video, 'Zuko is bad at being good' is made for kids, I'm currently appealing this, apologies for any inconvenience in the meantime.
While I have your delicious eyeballs on this post, which, if any, of these video concepts grab you?
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Hi all,
No video upload this Tuesday due to the fact some spooky ghosts possessed my laptop and the exorcist I hired to get rid of them just keeps trying to debate me on whether dinosaurs existed.
Anyway.
If dinosaurs weren't hoaxes put into the ground by Lord Baphomet to trick people into being atheists, which would be your favourite?:
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Hi all,
No upload this Thursday as I forget to tie my shoes last Tuesday.
Regardless, which of Eminem's hobos would you most want to hang out with?
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Hi everyone,
No upload this Thursday as my grandfather has unfortunately had his soul taken by an unscrupulous billionaire in order to goad me into playing a children's card game so as to win a magical item I possess. Thusly, I need to take part in a tournament so as to free his soul.
Regardless, which member of Eminem's family would you like to spend an afternoon with?
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Hi all,
No upload this Thursday, and potentially Saturday due to the fact a group of mobsters kidnapped my teddy bear and are holding her ransom. Despite my informing them of my holding a particular set of skills meaning that continuing to hold my teddy will be to their detriment, they have not relented. Thusly, the latter half of this week will be taken with my enacting a bloody and terrible vengeance.
Anyway.
If Eminem were a superhero, what would his powers be?
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Hi all,
No upload this Thursday due to general life busyness, hopefully I'll have a video out on Saturday.
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I aspire to make videos which are funny.