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in the future - u will be able to do some more stuff here,,,!! like pat catgirl- i mean um yeah... for now u can only see others's posts :c
“I mean it, no respect. When I was a kid, my old man, he didn’t help either. He taught me to cross on the red.”
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“I got my own problems. I’m half Jewish and half Japanese. In fact, I was circumcised at Benihanas.”
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An old funny bastard meets Old Dirty Bastard. (Tattoo by Dominick Allen McIntosh)
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“I was in a place the other night. This was a place where girls dance with no clothes on, naked. And they wouldn’t let me in. I didn’t have a tie and a jacket.”
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“Bobby Bunny just dropped a few carrots, that’s all.”
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“You kidding, I had it rough. I never went to college. My old man had other ideas. He told me to get a job and make sure the boss is taller than I am. That way it’d be easy for me to kiss his ass.”
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“I mean, I’m not a kid anymore. I could go tomorrow. And I hope I go tomorrow. I haven’t gone today yet.”
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“I tell ya, I can’t take it no more. This afternoon, I said to my little girl, ‘When you grow up, what do you wanna be?’ She looked at my wife, she said, ‘Single.’”
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“I think I'm attracted to teachers. Yeah, I took out an English teacher. That didn't work out at all. I sent her a love letter... She corrected it!” (Artwork by Matt Malette)
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“I never had any luck with doctors. I found out my proctologist, he used to work for Roto-Rooter.”
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Official YouTube channel of the late great comedy legend Rodney Dangerfield, known for his iconic line “I don’t get no respect!”.